Winning: Trump Swears in First Woman C.I.A. Director

   President Trump Monday, has made history yet again, swearing in Gina Haspel as the C.I.A. director! Gina Haspel is the first female director of the CIA! President Trump praised Haspel, who has served with extraordinary skill and devotion! 

  President Trump said, "We're here today for the swearing-in of a very special person! Your new CIA director, someone who has served this agency with extraordinary skill and devotion for 30 years! Gina Haskell, congratulations! There is no one in this country better qualified for this extraordinary office than you! By the way, if you don't agree with that please let me know now before it's too late! Immediately have to do it quickly. 

  President Trump continued, "You live in the CIA, You breathe the CIA and now you will lead the CIA, congratulations! Gina is truly respected, and today we also mark another proud milestone as Gina becomes the first woman ever, to lead the CIA. That's big now, Gina will lead this agency into its next great chapter. Gina assumes the role of director at a crucial moment in our history!"